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nic0tine-kisses:

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

This makes me feel better



enchantriella:

iams99ffended:

rachotamer:

I tried to play the Gravity Falls theme on my kazoo and it is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

this is the bEST OMFG IM SO PISS

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Misha + talking about his childhood

walterhhwhite:

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

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palegettinghealthy:

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

my heart

theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

avengersonna:

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

When it rains you have to put plastic bags on them

d0gbl0g:

sexhaver:

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

i guess cops actually do shoot dangerous criminals and murderers sometimes

woof

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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